28 5 / 2011

I think we need more post-coital and less post-rock.

Feels like the build up takes forever but you never touch my cock.

13 4 / 2011

It takes more than fucking someone to keep yourself warm.

10 4 / 2011

megsalot:

Is this for real? =O

Worst fake movie poster ever.

megsalot:

Is this for real? =O

Worst fake movie poster ever.

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21 3 / 2011

Something dies when you get older.

11 3 / 2011

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

My favourite song at the moment! Animal Collective - Fireworks. Amazing.

07 3 / 2011

Why do I always think of the most ridiculous careers?

I’ve spent the last hour or so researching becoming a pilot. If I had a spare £80k floating around this would be an option.

06 3 / 2011

Now it’s too late because we’re dead.

05 3 / 2011

Fucking hell.

People on Tumblr moan so much. About literally everything. They all need to take some tuition from Charlie Sheen.

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05 3 / 2011

Dear you, tonight let’s get ahead of ourselves.

02 3 / 2011

You said “we’ve gotta bite the hand that feeds” but I was sucking seductively on the finger tips of a civil servant.